Saturday, September 7, 2013

Nikki Ziering Plastic Surgery Breast Implants, Facelift Before and After

Nikki Ziering frequently came to our office for endermologie treatments with the finest cellulite reducer in town, Pamela Lee. Anyways, she was absolutely stunning in person and was always very nice. Right before I left, she gave me a stack of her magazine appearances and signed them “To the top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon,” even though she never went under my scalpel.
I haven’t seen her in the media lately, except these photos from, but I hope she is doing very well. I’d like to tell her “Thanks for being nice to a young doc from Michigan.”

Nikki Ziering’s Face Gave Birth to a Baby
At least that’s what it looks like. It looks like a screaming monster tore its way through this woman’s face. I can’t even imagine what her vagina looks like, if this is how poorly her face has held up over the past few years. Nikki, 37, got a divorce from Ian Ziering in 2002, and she just gave birth to a healthy baby named named Tatum Ella Reynolds. The baby was born in Newport Beach, because, honestly, if you’re a former Playmate who names her daughter Tatum, there’s just no reason for her to ever go anywhere other than Newport Beach. She’ll be fine just staying in Newport her entire life. Make it easy on the coroner.

Tatum’s baby daddy is Nikki’s boyfriend, total nobody Rick Reynolds.

And if you’re wondering where Ian Ziering’s sky-rocketing career has taken him lately, he’s got a film called National Lampoon’s The Legend Of Awesomest Maximus in post-production, where he plays a character called Testiclees. Yes. Testiclees.

For comparison, in the thumbnails I’ve posted some pics of Nikki that were taken in 2006. The past few years have not been good to this woman. She either needs to sue life or her plastic surgeon at this point. Someone needs to be held accountable for the state of her face.